common cherylese phrases

okay, so i totes suck at this whole blogging thing. i know you're supposed to update more often, i understand the general concept. but hot damn, it's hard to find the time. so i'm hoping you've all been practising your cherylese while i've been neglecting my blog - perhaps sprinkling some words in here and there over the holidays. bonus points for anyone who used a word over the christmas...there might even be a prize (i do have some candy canes i deffo need to get rid of asap)

so let's move on shall we? here are some popular cherylese phrases, i'm keeping the list short so that you have time to master these...then we'll moved on to the more advanced.

f-to-the-y-to-the-i: for your information, with a bit of cherylese razzle-dazzle

p.s.: traditionally used as an afterthought, but not in cherylese. use 'ps' as much as possible, start a conversation with it, even if it's your first sentence (eg/ ps did you watch 'gossip girl' last night? or ps i deffo think you would like 'skins') ps i deffo think you all should be watching both of those shows

don't poke the bear: if someone is grumpy, you probs should avoid them at all costs. do not ask questions, do not taunt, do NOT poke the bear

crazy like a fish: used to describe someone who might be a little unstable. no, i'm not totes sure that fish are crazy...but who says they aren't?

sunshine and lollipops: the cherylese equivalent to 'grin and bear it'. when you think you might cry, when the day is craptacular, your only response can be 'sunshine and lollipops'.

so there you have it. a few simple phrases to start using everyday. i promise the next update will be more timely. perhaps something about the founder of cherylese?